By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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