the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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