Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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