But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
wow bdsm is so cute
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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