So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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