i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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