you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So vagazzling was a success
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Congratulations! We have a period
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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