no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
