if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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