Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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