Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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