Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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