i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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