you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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