I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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