He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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