why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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