He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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