Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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