Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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