What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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