My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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