Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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