even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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