I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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