whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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