My hand turned me down
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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