My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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