Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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