The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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