help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Randomize