There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is wine microwaveable?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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