I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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