I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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