Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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