didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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