Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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