So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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