The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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