I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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