Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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