I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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