Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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