I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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