if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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