there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
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I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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