I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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