Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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