dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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