i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Couch. On fire.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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