...so i touched it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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