You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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