So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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