Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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